OK this is serious now… Class and style oh and comedy. So that didn’t last long!
See a musical at a theatre
‘Which one’s the geezer?’ – See a ballet
‘Oh, an ashtray!’ – Create something in pottery
Origami – Make something by folding paper
Read your fist proper book (Anything involving a bloke shaped like an egg doesn’t count)!
Write a short story
Go to a live comedy show
Write/create a joke yourself
Learn a magic trick
See a Play with less than 50 people in the audience
See a Play in a big theatre
See ‘The Mousetrap’ in London’s West End
Watch something in a theatre in London’s West End
Watch something in a theatre on New York’s Broadway
Visit The Royal Albert Hall (Kensington, London)
See the Last Night of the Proms at The Royal Albert Hall
Sit in ‘The Gods’ at The Royal Albert Hall
Watch some Shakespeare at The Globe theatre in London
Behind you! – See a Pantomime
See a stage hypnotist show
See Paul McKenna live ( Bonus )
Be hypnotised by a stage hypnotist
See an Opera
See these opera companies
Metropolitan Opera
English National Opera
Teatro alla Scala (Milan)
Teatro Real de Madrid
Canadian Opera Company
Mariinski Theatre (Russia)
Berlin State Opera
Opera National de Paris
Opernhaus Zürich
Opera Australia
See 5 of them
See these ballet Companies
Royal Ballet – London
Bolshoi Ballet
The Paris Opera Ballet
The Australian Ballet
National Ballet of Canada
American Ballet Theatre
Dutch National Ballet
Mariinski Ballet
Visit the following Theatres
Sydney Opera House – Sydney, Australia
Royal Opera House – London, UK
Vienna State Opera – Vienna, Austria
Teatro Colon, Buenos Aires
Victoria Theatre, Singapore
Teatro Greco, Sicily
The Old Vic Theatre, London
Teatro La Fenice, Venice
Gran Teatro Del Liceu, Barcelona
Palais Garnier, Paris
Write a Play
Have your Play performed! ( Bonus )
Write a Musical
Have your musical performed ( Bonus )
Write an Opera
Have your Opera performed ( Bonus )
Perform in a…
Play
Musical
Opera
Work in a Theatre as…
Stage hand
Stage Manager
On lighting
On sound
Front of house
Theatre Manager
Own a Theatre
See the following paintings in the flesh
The Persistence of Memory (Dali) – MOMA, New York
Mona Lisa (Da Vinci) – Louvre, Paris
Sunflowers (Van Gogh) – MOMA, New York
The Last Supper (Da Vinci) – Louvre, Paris
Sistine Chapel (Michaelangelo) – Vatican, Italy
American Gothic (Wood) – Art Institute of Chicago, USA
Girl with a Pearl Earring (Vermeer) Mauritshuis, Den Haag, NL
The Birth of Venus (Botticelli) – Uffizi Gallery, Florence
See 5 or more
Create something 'arty' yourself using…
Chalk
Pencil
Crayon
Pen
Oil
Watercolour
Acrylic
Ink
Use a brush
Use your hands (or other body parts)
Computer art app
Just get a tin of paint, lob it at the wall and call it ‘Art’!
“Stop looking at my junk!” – Do a live class with a naked model
Draw something on an ‘etch-a-sketch’ that actually looks like the thing it’s supposed to be!
Have something you created put on the fridge!
Have something you created placed in an actual gallery for sale
Have an entire gallery full of your collection
Sell a piece of your art for (£/$'s)…
100
500
1,000
5,000
10,000
100,000+
Buy a piece of art for (£/$'s)…
See something called 'art' that you think really shouldn't be called that!
If you saw it at the Saatchi Gallery, London ( Bonus )
See some art and be inspired to go home and create your own art… Then realise oh, it’s not as easy as it looks and immediately put your brushes on eBay!
See a famous statue
See a sculptor at work
Own an original Jonathan Wylder sculpture
Pottery – Create something using a Potter’s Wheel
Origami – Make something (following instructions) that you didn’t think you could make!
Visit the following Galleries
The Natural History Museum – London
The Victoria & Albert Museum – London
The British Museum – London
The Metropolitan – New York
Smithsonian – Washington DC
The Rijksmuseum – Amsterdam
The Vatican Museums – Vatican
The Prado – Madrid
MOMA – New York
The State Hermitage Museum – St Petersburg
The Uffizi Galleries – Florence
Le Louvre – Paris
The Egyptian Museum – Cairo
Acropolis Museum – Athens
Visit more than 5 of them
See something older than Jesus! (That’s 2,000 years you heathen)
Buy something from a Museum shop!
Read books
5
10
20
30
50
100+
Read books in one month
2
3
4
6
8 – That's 2 a week!!
Read these genres of books
Novel
Thriller/Mystery
Drama
Romance
Comedy
Factual History
Fictional Historical
Science Fiction
Non-Fiction
Horror
Fantasy
Poetry
Read something from ALL genres
Read something from the following authors:
Agatha Christie
Charles Dickens
William Shakespeare
Steven King
Earnest Hemmingway
Mark Twain
Oscar Wilde
Jane Austen
Alistair MacLean
Clive Barker
Read more than 5 of them
Write a book
Have a book published ( Bonus )
Write a poem
Have a poem published ( Bonus )
Write a complete book of poetry
Join a book club
Start your own book club ( Bonus )
Have a collection of books
25
40
75
Own a veritable library of books!
Own a book older than (Years)
Pay more than (£/$'s) for a book
250
2,000+
Own a book for more than 10 years that you just can’t get round to reading!
Slap someone who was just about to tell you the ending to a book you’re reading!
“I know you’re going to love this…” – Buy a book then receive the same book as a gift from someone else!
Go to one of these legendary comedy places:
The Comedy Store – London
The Comedy Store – Los Angeles
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre – New York
Comedy Nest – Montreal
The Stand – Edinburgh
Comedy Cellar – Dublin
The Comic’s Lounge – Melbourne
Cape Town Comedy Club – Cape Town
Go to 5 or more of them
Heckle a comedian
Write a joke that someone else uses in their act
Make someone laugh with a joke of your own (NOT our grandma, she’ll laugh at anything you say!)
Write a ‘stand up’ routine
Perform a ‘stand up’ routine
Go to a comedy club and ‘piss yourself’ laughing
Go to a comedy club and don’t laugh once… It happens!
See one of these comics on TV or on the internet
Ricky Gervais
Dave Chappell
Chris Rock
Steve Martin
Tim Vine
George Carlin
Gary Delaney
Sarah Millican
Victoria Wood
Joan Rivers
Louis CK
Richard Pryor
Bill Hicks
Robin Williams
Bill Burr
Bob Newhart
Andy Kaufman
Patrice O’Neal
Sean Locke
Monty Python
See them ALL
See one of these comics LIVE… In the flesh!
See 5 or more of them
Go to one of these comedy festivals
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Montreal ‘Just for Laughs’ Festival
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
New York Comedy Festival
Smithwick’s Cat Laughs Comedy Festival
Go to ALL of them!
Have a magician come to your birthday party
Have a ‘close up’ magician come to your table at a restaurant
See a magician at a theatre
See a magician in Las Vegas!
Figure out how a magic trick is done while watching live (or on TV)
Be good enough to do a trick in front of someone and them go “WOW!” (Again… NOT YOUR NAN!)
“Was this your card?… No!” – Do a magic trick and totally mess it up
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