Sexy Time

Anything to do with sex and relationships and love (Yeah, like that exists… even my cats hate me!). Even if you paid for it… IT COUNTS!!!

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

“Pleeeeeeeeeease!” – Ask someone on a date

Grandma doesn’t count! – Have your first kiss

‘Are you still wearing the same clothes from yesterday?’ – Have a ‘one night stand’!

General ‘Sexy’ stuff

“I’ll be with you forever!” – Get your first girlfriend/boyfriend

“HONK HONK!” – Squeeze some boobs OR cup some balls

It’s all about the fingers – Get fingered or a hand job!

“How nice of you to say!” – Have some oral sex!

CHOO CHOO the trains coming – Have full sex for the first time!

YAAAAAY it’s my birthday – Have anal sex

Number of partners you've had FULL sex with

5

10

25

50

75

100+ Club

Different nationalities you've had sex with

2

5

10

15

20

25+

Different countries you've had sex in

2

4

6

8

10

12+

Have sex with someone who your friends rate (1-10)

1-2

3-4

5-6

7-8

9-10

Supermodel

Have sex with someone with boobs this size…

A

B

C

D

DD

Two zeppelins under a jumper!

Have sex with a guy with a cock this big (inches)…

4

6

8

10

12

Is that a baseball bat in your trousers?

Have sex with someone weighing more than 200lbs

Can I get you a stool? – Have sex with someone shorter than 5′

MOM??? – Have sex with someone twice your age

ID please – Have sex with someone half your age!

‘Thanks mate’ – Have sex with a friend’s sibling

The stuff of legends – Have sex with a friend’s mom or dad

‘Chatroom Romeo’ – Have sex with someone met in an online chatroom

‘click click squelch’ – Have sex with someone from a dating app

Mannequins don’t count – Have sex with a professional model

You look a lot taller… – Have sex with someone who’s on TV

‘Twinkle twinkle’ – Have sex with a movie star

‘Legend’ – Be the only one of your friends on a night out who ‘gets lucky’!

Loooooooooooser – Be the only one of your friends not to get lucky on a night out!

WAM BAM – Have sex with someone within one hour of meeting them

Be in a room containing 3 or more people you've had sex with

     Bonus 2 of them are siblings ( Bonus )

‘Keep it in the family’ – Have sex with 2 sisters or brothers

‘Ring Ring’ – Have some phone sex

“Your desk or mine?” – Have sex with someone in your office

Yeeeeeeeow – Take a thumb up your bum!

"It doesn't exist!" – Find the clitorus

     Find the G-Spot ( Bonus )

Get caught having sex

     Bonus if it’s by your parents ( Bonus )

Every guy’s dream – Have a 3-some

“Whose hand is that?” – Two couples in the same bed

Be part of an orgy

Be part of a gang bang!

Busy busy – Have sex with 2 different people in the same 24 hours

“Is it supposed to be bright red?” – Have sex more than 5 times in one day

Have sex with a prostitute (hooker)

     Bonus if in Amsterdam ( Bonus )

“Any chance of a refund?” – Pay for a hooker and fail to perform

“But you said I was your first” – Get an STD

Can anyone smell the seaside? – Catch crabs

Flying solo – Masturbate for the first time

I’m getting really good at this – Masturbate more than 5 times in one day

"DON'T COME IN!" – Get caught masturbating

     Bonus if by your parents ( Bonus )

“I’m going blind!” – Watch some porn

MUM????? – See someone you know in a porn film

Old school – Buy a porn magazine

‘The Heff’ – Have more than 20 porn mags in your collection

Larry Flint – Have more than 20 Porn movies in your collection (VHS or DVD)

“We’re gonna need a bigger drive!” – Have more than 1T of porn

‘I’m a star’! – Make your own sex movie

Be in a professional porn movie

“WOOF WOOF!” – Be on view at a dogging site

“I’m just browsing”! – visit a dogging site as a voyeur

Me me me me me – Buy a sex toy for yourself

You sure you want it THAT big – Buy a sex toy for your partner!

It’s HUUUUUUUGE – Find your girlfriend’s vibrator

“That’s not mine”! – Have someone find your sex toy!

Buy a sexy outfit for your partner

Surprise your partner with a sexy ‘outfit

Positions

Missionary

Doggie

Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Standing

Spooning

Eleven times six… Plus five… minus two – 69

Wheelbarrow

Flatiron

Butter Churner

Locations you’ve had sex

Bedroom

Bathroom

Kitchen

Living room

Garden

Bath

Shower

Garage

Car

Hotel

Friends house

Extraordinary places you’ve had sex

London tube train

Cinema

Public Park

On a boat

On a Ferry

‘Mile High’ – On a plane

On a train

In a hospital

In a Police Station

In a Fire Station

In a swimming pool

In a hot tub

In a sauna

On a sunbed

At a sports venue

In a restaurant toilet

Continents you’ve had partners from

Europe

Asia

North America

South America

Africa

Oceania

Names of partners (First letter of first name)

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z