Personal & Work

This one’s a BIGGIE! Education, money, business, hobbies, the FUZZ (police), Pets, DIY… If it ain’t anywhere else, it’ll be in here! Or not. I’ve lost track to be honest!

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

‘Naughty naughty’ – Get a detention at school

“Leave the keys you little s***!” – Move out of your parents house

Have a birthday in a foreign country

“I don’t remember any of it!” – Go on your first holiday with friends

“You’re not coming in wearing THOSE!” – Go to your first nightclub

‘Give us all your money!’ – Open your first bank account

‘Right, eBay for you then!’ – Buy something expensive and immediately regret it

“Yeah, I give lots to charity!” – Give something to a charity shop

“That’s not how you spell count!!” – Get a tattoo

“I’m sorry, is it 1975?” – Sport a moustache

“Crap… Only got notes!” – Give money to a busker (Street Performer)

“What’s going on ‘ere then?” – Get stopped by the police

“Well, you just look dodgy!” – Have your bags searched at an airport

“I’ve almost pulled it off so need to do something else!” – Take up a hobby

Plant your first flower

Change a tyre on a car

‘How many…’ – Change a lightbulb

“I mean, what is the bloody point of you?” – Get stung by a wasp

“Definitely prefer them to humans!” – Own a dog!

“Morning… Morning… Morning!” – Own your first fish tank

‘Just adorable’! – Sponsor a guide dog for the blind

“I have to do all this BEFORE I go to school!” – Have a paper round

‘Be like Gareth Keenan… You wish!’ – Be in the reserve forces

School, Educashun & Brain stuff

“Sorry but your child is just a wrong ‘un!” – Get more than 10 detentions in one year!

Swat-tastic – Get an ‘A’ on any test!

“Who was he sat behind?” – Get an ‘A’ on a test and it be such a shock to your parents they just assume you cheated… And are still happy!

Do a ‘Rimmer’ – Actually try to cheat on a test and get caught

Jammy get – Cheat on a test and get away with it!

“Yeah but you are the teacher soooooo…!” – Get 100% correct on a test!

‘Wedgy’! – Be the smartest person in a class

“Well, you can always join the Royal Marines!” – Be the dumbest person in a class

Be in an after school club

‘Just because you were born in one’ – Break a test tube in Chemistry class

Look, I'm smarter than that Hawking bloke – Have an IQ of…

100

110

120

130

140

150+

DENSER more like! – Be a member of MENSA

Can I talk to animals now? No, it’s just to deaf people! – Learn to sign!

“Hello… Have an apple!” – Introduce yourself to ALL your professors

“Aww, crap… I’ve DEFINITELY been in this building before!” – Go inside every building on your campus!

“Ummmmmm, what time’s lunch?” – Ask an important question during a lecture

“This should ‘bump’ me up to a C+!” – Wear a suit and tie to one of your classes

‘This is costing me a fortune in apples’! – Get an ‘A’ in all your classes in one semester

Who are YOU sitting behind – Don’t fail a test for a whole semester

Is ‘eating’ one of your classes or something? – Eat at all the dining halls on your campus!

Real classy – Lose your backpack and have to carry you stuff around in a plastic bag!

“GO THE SLUGS!” – Go to your first school/college sporting event

“You’re my best friend now… ok ok, ONLY friend!” – Make a new friend in one of your classes

“Mum… What’s a ‘Bell-End’?” – Ride a scooter to class

“I’ve had enough of this already!” – Spend your first FULL day on campus

You must have better things to do, no? – Don’t miss or even be late for a single class in a semester

Make your bloody mind up! – Go to at least 5 different bars in one night in your college town

Drink sufficient beers to feel confident enough to do a front flip!

     Bonus if you try this during class ( Bonus )

Homes ‘n Living ‘n stuff ‘n things

But that’s most of my wages! – Pay rent for the first time in your life

Share your first house with 2 or more other people

     Bonus if after 1 month you don’t want to kill them all! ( Bonus )

So NOW I can talk to myself without people calling the hospital – Move into a place on your own.

Buy your first home

Big, bigger, bigger still, juuuuust a bit bigger – ‘Trade up’ your home 4 times!

I'm growing roots – Live in the same home for more than (Years)

5

10

15

20

25

30+

Just waiting for your parents to die huh – Still living at home after the age of 30!

I mean, how many do you need?? Live in a home with more than (bedrooms)

2

3

4

5

6

One for each night of the week!

Money Pit – Renovate a home

“Wood, a hammer and a dozen nails… That should do it!” – Build your own home

Design your own home

Buy a home worth more than (£/$ million)

1

2

5

10

25

50+

Live in one of these cool areas around the world…

Kensington, London

Manhattan, New York

St Germain des Pres, Paris

Kreuzberg, Berlin

La Latina, Madrid

Trastevere, Rome

Surry Hills, Sydney

Amsterdam Zuid, Amsterdam

Smithfield, Dublin

Vinohrady, Prague

Spend time homeless/on the street

Sleep on a friend’s couch for longer than you should… More than a week!

Live in a house with more than 6 friends sharing

Live in Student Accommodation

Live in Military accommodation

Live in Nursing accommodation

Stay in a hotel with a star rating…

1

2

3

4

5

6 – Mean, what the hell was wrong with 5?

Stay in one of the following lovely hotels

The Savoy – London, UK

The Goring – London, UK

Claridge’s – London, UK

The Waldorf Astoria – NY, USA

The Plaza – NY, USA

Raffles Hotel – Singapore

The Beverly Hilton – LA, USA

Peninsula – Hong Kong

The Shelbourne Hotel – Dublin, Ireland

Taj Mahal Palace – India

Stay in 3 different hotels in one week

Stay in 25 different hotels in a single year

Stay in a Youth Hostel

Steal a bathrobe from a nice hotel

Sleep in a treehouse

Sleep in a car

Sleep at a bus station

Sleep at a train station

Sleep at an airport

‘Eat your knees’ – Manage to sleep in an Economy Seat on a plane!

Personal, Holiday & Partying!

Have the same birthday as a friend

DeVito & Schwarzenegger – Be a twin!

Have the same birthday as a sibling BUT be different ages!

Fiji to Hawaii ’72 – Have two birthday’s in one year

Spend Christmas in a foreign land

     Bonus if you were in the jungle!! ( Bonus )

Go to a Summer Camp

“Oh, it’s you again!” – Go to the same Summer Camp (years) in a row

2

3

4

5

6

7+

‘I’m special!’ – Go to a specialist Summer Camp!

Have a sleepover at a friends house

Go on holiday on your own!

Go on a family holiday

     Bonus if you don’t kill each other! ( Bonus )

Life of Reilly – Go on holiday for more than a month!

Spend more than (£/$) 5,000 per person on a single holiday

Go on holiday as a couple and come home single!

Go on holiday single and come home in a relationship!

Have a holiday romance

     Bonus if it’s with a Greek waiter! ( Bonus )

Meet your future husband/wife on holiday!

Kick sand on the following beaches

Bondi – Gold Coast, Australia

Whale Beach – Sydney, Australia

Amed beach – Bali

Zihuatanejo – Mexico

Copacabana beach – Rio, Brazil

Waikiki Beach, Hawaii

Newquay – Cornwall, UK

Grand Beach – Manitoba, Canada

Playa De Biarritz – Biarritz , France

Spiaggia Marinello – Sicily

“Meh!” – Visit somewhere supposed to be ‘spectacular’ and not be impressed

Go to your first English Pub

Go to an English pub more than 300 years old

     Bonus if it’s the Prospect of Whitby, Wapping, London ( Bonus )

Go to an 'English themed' pub somewhere else in the world

     Bonus if it’s ‘Ye Olde Kings Head’ in Santa Monica ( Bonus )

Go to your fist Bar

Stay in a club so long when you leave the sun has come up (Doesn’t count in the summer in Norway!)

Bristol in the 80’s – Leave a club with no money left for a Taxi home

This keeps happening – Go to a club with friends and ‘lose them’ so you end up leaving alone.

Go clubbing and see someone famous on the dance floor!

“Yeah, we’re best mates!” – Go clubbing with someone famous

Go to a UK rave back in the 1990’s

     Bonus if it was organised by The Shamen ( Bonus )

Go clubbing in different cities

2

3

4

6

8

10 – You not got a job or something!!!!

Go clubbing in different countries

2

3

4

5

6

7 – All OVER the world

Go to the following clubs/events:

Papillion’s – Bristol, UK (1980’s)

China White – London, UK (1990’s)

The Pod – Dublin, Ireland (1990’s)

Studio 54 – New York, USA

Honor – Ibiza

Berghain Bar – Berlin, Germany

Contact – Tokyo, Japan

Trouw – Amsterdam, Netherlands

XS – Las Vegas, USA

The Pier Disco Club – Pattaya, Thailand

Paul’s Cocktail Lounge – New York, USA

Burning Man (anywhere in the world)

Mardi-gras – New Orleans, USA

Finance & Money

‘Price of a cup of tea Gov?’ – Be ‘piss broke’ (you gotta ne over 20 years old) and have less than (£/$’s) 20 to your name!

‘Oooops, we lost it’! – Open a savings account

‘This time next year Rodney’ – Have (£/$)1,000 in your account for the first time!

Save up to (£/$'s)

5,000

10,000

25,000

50,000

100,000

250,000 You rob a bank or something?

Earn in one year (£/$'s)

15,000

25,000

40,000

75,000

100,000

250,000 You must be one of them thieving bankers!

“Lamborgahinararri’s all round!’ – Make your first Million (£/$)

Lose a Million (£/$)

“Where’d it all go?” – File for bankruptcy!

Spend in one year (not including property) (£/$)

20,000

30,000

50,000

75,000

100,000

Enough to buy a small house in Liverpool!

‘It’s in the mattress’! – Have cash more than (£/$)

2,000

5,000

10,000

25,000

100,000

250,000 'Where you get all that cash from???

Give more than (£/$) in one go to charity

100

250

500

1,000

5,000

10,000

Borrow from someone (£/$)

100

500

1,000

5,000

10,000

25,000 – Please tell me his surname wasn't 'Soprano'!

LEND someone (£/$)

100

500

1,000

5,000

10,000

25,000 – "Why aren't they answering their phone any more?

SHOPPING!

“I’VE LOST CONTROL!” – Go out to buy one thing and come back with 10 things!

“That… Oh and that… Oh and that – Go to IKEA for a dishcloth and come back with an entire room’s worth of furniture

     Bonus if you went to the first IKEA shop in Sweden! ( Bonus )

‘Oh, that’s expensive’ – Buy something where you have to use several credit cards to pay for it!

“AAAAAAAARGH the internet must be down!” – Go one WHOLE month without buying anything online!

‘Impossible’ – Find something electronic on Amazon that ISN’T made in China

‘That’s not how you spell Aaple’ – Buy something online that turns out to be counterfeit!

Go out in an outfit that cost less that £/$50 (That includes shoes!)

     Bonus if you still ‘get lucky’! ( Bonus )

Go out wearing at least one item of clothing that cost more than £1,000

Buy a hat. Wear it once. Realise it makes you look like a Charlie Uniform November Tango and never wear it again

Wear something from a designer who you can’t pronounce the name of

Have an item of clothing for more than 10 years that you’ve never worn

Buy something from a charity shop

“Suits you Sir” – Spend more than (£/$) on a suit or dress

100

200

300

500

1,000

2,500

“Please tell me that’s for BOTH of them!”. Spend more than (£/$) on a pair of shoes

50

100

150

200

300

450

‘My friends call me Imelda’ – Have a collection of shoes

5

10

15

20

25

30+

Have a pair of shoes for more than 20 years

‘Hellfire Club’ – Have a pair of shoes custom made just for you

     Bonus if they’re made by Jeffery West ( Bonus )

“But you can’t even swim!” – Own your first Rolex Oyster watch!

‘Why the hell are YOU late!’. Pay more than (£/$) for a watch

500

1,000

2,000

5,000

10,000

25,000

‘Uhhhhh, how many wrists do you have?’. Have a watch collection

2

5

10

15

20

25+

‘You don’t spell ‘Rolex’ with two r’s!!’ – Buy a fake Rolex and successfully pass it off as real!

‘Definition of a cretin’ – Buy so many ‘fake’ watches that you could have bought one nice ‘real’ one with all the money you spent

Buy something from a Pawn Shop

     Bonus if it’s from the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas! ( Bonus )

Buy an item of jewellery for more than (£/$)

100

250

500

1,000

2,500

5,000

Buy an item of jewellery for someone else that’s more than (£/$)

100

250

500

1,000

2,500

5,000

Have an item of jewellery bought for YOU that’s more than (£/$)

100

250

500

1,000

2,500

5,000

Buy a diamond engagement ring more than (Karat)

1

2

3

4

5

Ohhhhhhhhhh that's a biggie… 6+

Receive a diamond engagement ring more than (Karat)

1

2

3

4

5

You lucky person you… 6+

Receive a diamond ring that looks great but you later find out it’s not a real diamond!

“What’s that bloody smell?” – Pay more than (£/$) for a bottle of perfume

50

100

150

200

250

300

‘POOOOOOOH!’. Have a collection of perfume (bottles)

3

5

10

15

20

25+

Perfume – Buy the following brands

Bond No.9

Penhaligon’s

Acqua Di Parma

Tom Ford

Jean Paul Gaultier

Chanel

Marc Jacobs

Dior

Armani

YSL

Thierry Mugler

Paco Rabanne

Own (or have owned) a bottle of Donna Karen ‘Fuel for Men’ from the 90’s

Buy your first Audio System costing (£/$)

100

500

1,000

5,000

10,000

25,000+

Buy a set of speakers costing (£/$)

100

250

500

1,000

2,500

5,000+

‘The ECKL’! – Buy some Martin Logan Electrostatic speakers that are taller than your wife!

Buy some Mark Levinson components

‘All that money an it’ll be obsolete in 20 minutes! – Buy your first computer

‘What the hell is a serial bus… Do I get on it or eat it for breakfast’? – Build your first computer

BOOM BOOM BOOM – Have a computer setup with 3 screens!!

‘NEVER!!!’ – Be a lifelong addict to either Apple computers or Windows and then SWITCH

Heathen! – Use an iPhone for more than 5 years and then switch to Android!

“I have seen the light” – Use an Android phone for more than 5 years and then switch to Apple!

Set up your first modem/router

The three laws of computing… BACK UP BACK UP BACK UP – Have a computer ‘melt’ on you and lose everything!

I should have charged! – Fix someone else’s computer and then become ‘customer support’ forever!

Buy something from the following type of shop…

Corner Shop

Supermarket

Hardware Store

Department Store

Sports Shop

Music Store

Shoe Shop

Boutique Fashion Store

Furniture Store

Antiques Store

Toy Store

Adult Sex Shop

Pet Store

Car Dealer

Spend money in them all!

Visit some of my fav shops

Harrods – Knightsbridge, London

Selfridges – London

Lillywhites – Piccadilly, London (Pre 1999)

Fortnum & Mason – Piccadilly, London

Jeffery-West – Piccadilly Arcade, London

Bond No.9 – Bond St, New York

The Bass Gallery – Camden, London

Silvermans Military Supplies – Mile End, London

Cigars Unlimited – Fulham, London

Bloomingdales – New York (Because my mum lost me in there in 1973)

Visit 3 or more of them

Your Body

“Of course it’ll look good!” – Get a tattoo recommended by a friend

‘The Otter’ – Have a nickname and get a tattoo that resembles that nickname!

“It looks blurred!” – Get a tattoo when you’re so drunk you really shouldn’t be getting a tattoo!

“You’ve got some paint on you!” – Get some tattoos

2

4

6

10

15

20+

“It’s Tattoo… From Fantasy Island!” – Get a tattoo of someone famous!

     Bonus if they actually get to see it! ( Bonus )

Have a tattoo of a pet’s name

Have a tattoo of a girlfriend or boyfriend’s name

‘We fear change’ – Have an existing tattoo changed or covered up with something else

‘TA DAAAAH’ – Have a tattoo removed

‘YeeeeeeeOOOOUCH!’ – Get piercings

1

2

4

7

11

So many that you have BIG issues at Airports

“Can you help me please” – Get a piercing caught on something

‘Lloyd Christmas’ – Cut your own hair

“Did your mum cut your hair?” – Have your hair cut by your mum!

Yaaaaay… No need for shampoo any more! – Shave your head BALD!

No more hats for YOU! – Have a Mohican!

Dye your hair

     Bonus if it’s a crazy colour! ( Bonus )

Grow a full beard

Sport a goatee

Have more hair on your chin than on your head!

“Honest, I’m a cyclist!” – Shave your legs

“It tickles!” – Have a pedicure with Garra rufa fish!

Get picked up by an Ambulance

Take a trip to the A&E

Have to stay in hospital for more than 5 days

Be in an ICU!

Recover from a potentially fatal disease

Have a doctor say ‘We’ve got no idea!!

Break bones (in your life)

1

2

4

6

8

Do an Eddie Kidd (we love you Eddie) – 10+

‘Head, shoulders, knees & toes’ – Break more than 3 bones at the same time

Get knocked out!

Lose a tooth in an accident

WHAAAAAAAAT – Lose a limb

     Bonus if it grows back! ( Bonus )

On the Street

Get mugged

     Bonus if you fight them off and they don’t get anything! ( Bonus )

Give money to someone homeless

Have your picture drawn by a street artist

Eat food on the street and then regret it a few minutes round the corner!

Eat street food in a foreign country

Buy an item of clothing on the street that falls apart after the first time you wear it

See a friend you haven’t seen for more than 10 years!

See someone you DON’T want to bump into

See someone famous from…

Movies

TV

Music

Politics

Sports

Royalty

See one of ALL of them!

Police / Boarder Control / The Courts / Prison

Do something illegal

     Bonus if you get way with it ( Bonus )

Have the Police bang on your door!

Get cautioned by the Police

Get arrested by the Police

     Bonus if you know one of the Police ( Bonus )

Get marched out of your home in handcuffs

     Bonus if you tell people “It’s ok, we’re filming a movie!” ( Bonus )

Spend a night in a Police cell

Be ‘interviewed’ by Police

Be ‘Charged’ with something by the Police

Be ‘Charged with something by the Police and then have the ‘charges’ dropped!

Need to get advice from a lawyer about your case!

Have your charges read out in a Court of Law

Build a case for your defence!

Be ‘on trial’!

Be acquitted in a Court of Law

Be found ‘Guilty’ in a Court of Law

Do some ‘Porridge’ – Go to prison

Do the following ‘TIME’ (months/years)

6 months

1 year

2 years

3 years

5 years

10 years +

‘Banged up Abroad’ – Do time in a foreign country

Get deported from a foreign country

Be stopped at an airport by Immigration control

Be stopped at a boarder by border control

Be stopped at an airport by Customs

Get ‘Strip Searched’ at an airport (or border)

     Bonus if there’s a body cavity search ( Bonus )

Be denied boarding an plane at an airport

Be denied entry to a country and sent back from whence you came!

Gardening / Hobbies

Plant a seed

Grow different types of plants

2

5

10

15

20

Basically an entire garden!

Successfully grow a vegetable

Cook one of your own grown vegetables

Lay a new lawn

Build a stone feature

Have a water feature

Build a shed

Trim the branches off a tree

Cut a tree down

Dig a pond

Do some DIY topiary

Make something from scratch out of…

Wood

Metal

Plastic

Knitting

Embroidery

Clay

Plasticine

Paper

Have 2 or more hobbies at the same time

Give something you’ve made as a present

     Bonus if you see them using or wearing it ( Bonus )

Sell something you’ve made

Commission someone to make something ‘custom’ for you!

Fly a Kite

Spend more than 10 hours a week doing your hobby

Turn your hobby into a profession

Make a new friend through your hobby

Have a collection of something with more than 20 items in that collection

Go birdwatching

See a bird you’ve been looking for after 6 months of looking

Have a ‘pen pal’ from a different country

Have a ‘pen pan’ who’s in prison

Pet / Animal things

Awwwwwww – Have your first pet

You little… – Have a cat, buy it lots of toys and see it just stare at them then walk away!

Have more than 3 pets at the same time

Live in a small apartment with 2 fat cats that take up more room than you do!

Buy the most expensive cat food and have your cat just look at the bowl, look up at you and then walk away!

Have your pet give birth

Have a litter of cats/dogs to look after!

Give money to an animal charity

Find an animal on the streets and take it to a vet/animal shelter

Find an animal on the street and adopt it

Lose a pet

     Bonus if you’re lucky enough to find it again! ( Bonus )

Have one of the following pets

Cat

Bunny Rabbit

Rodent (Mouse/Hamster/Gerbil/Rat)

Turtle/Tourtoise

Parrot

Spider

Snake

Insect (a fly buzzing around your bedroom doesn’t count)

Reptile

Have more than 3 different kinds of pets in your lifetime

Go to your first zoo/petting zoo

Visit a Safari Park

Visit one of the following zoos/safari parks

London Zoo – Regents Park, London

Longleat Safari Park – Longleat, UK

Singapore Zoo – Singapore

Central Park Zoo – NY, USA

San Diego Zoo – San Diego, USA

Berlin Zoo – Berlin, Germany

Beijing Zoo – Beijing, China

Columbus Zoo – Ohio, USA

Taronga Zoo – Sydney, Australia

National Zoological Gardens – Pretoria, South Africa

See an endangered species in the wild (Not in a zoo or park)

RUN FOREST RUUUUUUUUN – Get chased by something that could really hurt you!

Get stung by…

Bee

Hornet

Scorpion

Fire Ant

Jellyfish

Coral

Get stung so bad you end up in hospital

Get bitten by…

Cat

Dog

Bunny Rabbit

Turtle/tortoise

Spider

Snake

Any other reptile

Shark

Any fish

Crocodile/Aligator/Cayman

Parrot

Swan/Duck/Goose

Any other bird

Lose a finger to an animal

Win a fish at a fairground

Have a fish tank with more than 5 fish in it

Have an aquarium of more than (Gallons)

10

25

50

100

150

A proper big 'un

Have a custom built aquarium

     Bonus if it was by ‘ATM’ in Vegas ( Bonus )

Have a fresh water tank

Have a salt water tank

Have some Koi Carp

Have the following fish in your tank

Goldfish

Guppy

Neon Tetra

Mollies

Betta Fish

Angelfish

Rainbowfish

Zebra Danios

Platies

Golden Dwarf Barbs

More than 3 of them

DIY / Mechanics

Paint a room

Paint an item of furniture

Paint an outside wall

Paint a whole apartment/house

Put up some wallpaper

Build some ‘flat pack’ furniture

Put up a picture

Put up a shelf

Change a plug

Do something that you really didn’t think you would be able to do!

Hang something on a wall that you thought was too heavy

Reupholster something yourself

Build your own bookshelf

Build a fire pit / BBQ

Mechanics – Car/Bike

Clean your car/bike

Check your car’s tyre pressure

Fill the wiper water on your car (don’t really need that on a bike)

Change the oil on your car/bike

Jump start a car or bike

Change a spark plug

Deep polish the paintwork

Deep clean an engine bay

Change your battery

Replace the wipers on your car

Replace an air filter

Change break pads

Change a fan belt

“I’m Ed China!” – Do all of the tasks above

Work/Business

Work at a Summer Camp

     Bonus if it’s Robin Hood camp in Maine ( Bonus )

Write a CV (Résumé)

“So, I only have to do this for another 55 years yeah!!” – Get your fist job

“Gone in 60 seconds!” – Get your first Paycheck

‘The best of the best’ – Interview for a job and beat other candidates to get it!

‘The worst of the worst’ – Get fired from a job

‘Late again!!’ – Have 3 different jobs in one year

‘Lunch is on me’ – Feel guilty about the amount of free food you give away to your friends while working at a restaurant/sandwich shop

‘Groveller’ – Be employee of the month

‘Kiss many butts’ – Get promoted more than 3 times within the same company!

‘Giddy heights’ – Start in ‘the mail room’ and end up as a manager

‘Where’s my golden watch’? Work at the same company for (years)

5

10

15

20

25

30+

“Oh, you must have seen my twin!” – Work in a job you desperately don’t want any of your friends to see you in

‘How hard can it be?’ – Start your own business

‘Soooooo, 16 hours a day not enough huh’! – Have a business you started fail

“This time next year Rodney…”. Have your business turnover more than (£/$) per year

50k

100k

200k

400k

750k

Over the big MILLION!

Have a new business idea. Do nothing about it and then watch as someone else does it and makes a mint!

‘Loose lips sink ships’ – Have a business idea stolen by someone you told about it

“You’re welcome!”. Employ more than (People)

3

6

10

20

30

50+

“I can’t lose!” – Invest in a business and lose all your money

“Weeeeeeeeee’re RICH!” – Invest in a business and make a decent ROI (at least double)

‘Money for nothing’ – Invest in some stocks

Have a portfolio of different shares

2

5

10

15

20+

Trade more than 5 different currencies

Lose half your money on your share portfolio

Double your money on your share portfolio

Military etc.

Sir, yes Sir! – Have a family member in the Military

NO NO NO NO – Have your parents try to talk you out of joining the military

Join the Military

Army

Navy

Air Force

USMC

Royal Marines (Like the US Marines on with blue blood)

Special Forces

Be in 2 or more of the different Military Services

Fail all your exams and you can do this as a career – Be a military cadet

Be a ‘section commander’ in training

Earn a Green Beret

     Bonus if it’s at Lympstone (Royal Marines) ( Bonus )

Ol’ eagle eye – Attain a ‘Marksmanship’ award

The ‘Si Ashenden’ – OK… Get your green lid in the RMR / Get your green lid again in the regulars / Do a corps commission and get a green lid a third time / Do your SC3’s / Do your SC1’s / Have a day off!

Get a Campaign medal

Win a military medal

Have so many ‘gongs’ you lean to the left when you march!

Be in a combat zone

Have ‘incoming fire’!

“How long before my health meter goes back to 100%?” – Get shot/wounded in battle

‘Nah, James Bond couldn’t do this’! – Fly to the north sea in a Hercules… Parachute out into the water… Swim to an oil rig… climb up the leg of the oil rig to kill terrorists!

“Papers please!” – Be in the Coast Guard